( Fail beneath cut... )

Avast, me hearties! There's no need for the pirate slang, but it's Thursday and that in itself is deserving of something special. Plus, I've got the best of the worst summaries you're not reading!

( do your little spork on the catwalk, yeah )

I wanted to do a quick word search before class, so I picked a random word. Sporking in bold.
P.S. I couldn't find a tag for Crossing Jordan. If there isn't one, could one possibly be created?

( Of Cabbages and Badfic Authors )

I'm in serious need of a pick-me-up, so I'm going to spork some summaries.

( feel free to come along )

In honor of it being Saturday, and working on an essay about "Dollhouse", I've decided to spork some summaries. It's a good day for you! :)

( spork it like you mean it )

So, I searched for fic on the Pit with the word "birth" and found this...stuff:

( I swear half of these are just metaphorical births. )

If you've been hanging around here for awhile, you've probably noticed a trend with my sporks. They include Nathan Fillion. (I'll wait while you go look him up on IMDB.) I try to work him in everywhere. But my last couple of sporks have been sadly lacking ( Read more... )

Last week I sporked some epic "Buffy" summaries that I found by searching "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" + "pregnant." Fortunately for me, one of the summaries led to a story so awful that I knew I had to share it with you.

( you'll thank me someday )

I've been corrupting introducing my sister to "Buffy." It inspired me to share with you some "Buffy" badfic summaries.

( Willow, do shut up )

Merry Christmas! In honor of the holiday, enjoy some merry badfic summaries.

( like sour eggnog )